okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting
and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy
I like that sort of thing. One I do a lot is if I’m crossing a road at the same time as someone who is walking very slowly I’ll slow down and walk beside them. I’m terrified of roads and get quite anxious crossing them, and I can’t imagine what its like if you have a similar anxiety and you are also disabled or elderly and can’t hustle.
Also I feel a bit better if I’m walking with someone across a road, so you know, its win win.